Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 Page 4 Page 5 Page 6 Page 7 Page 8 Page 9 Page 10 Page 11 Page 12 Page 13 Page 14 Page 15 Page 16 Page 17 Page 18 Page 19 Page 20TO: FROM: 3265 17th St. #104 San Francisco, CA 94110 USA Tips to Stop an Aquatic Baboon Attack Flail about like a wounded fish. This may attract mammal-eating sharks, which baboons are afraid of. When chased by several baboons, remember it’s known as a troup. DO NOT! Waste precious time second- guessing what you heard about primates being afraid of water. Make eye contact. Oh my God, they haaaaaaaaaaate this. Pretend to be grass, leaves, seeds, tree sap, assorted roots and tubers, or anything else a baboon might eat. DO! GET AWAY! No wait, PLAY DEAD! Crap, I can never remember. It’s totally one of those two though. Try to look as big as possible. Baboons are really sensitive about their height and may call off an attack in shame. Start a splash contest. Trust me, this is no time to start a splash contest.